Student: why do we have to learn this
Math teacher: because fuck you

Use of Profanity With Age 8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.

#where the fuck does Jack come from? #omfg the comments on this picture.

fish: what is air